Mom was careless late last night and left the toilet seat up. I took full advantage and played in it while mom and dad slept (the “yellow had mellowed” and there was all this cool, gooey toilet paper too). They are so considerate to not flush and wake each other up. It was perfect!
But Dad heard me sloshing around and leaped out of bed when he saw how wet my head and feet were and also found wet toilet paper all over the room. I had to take a shower this morning with dad as a result…I kinda liked that too.
They don’t get mad at me though…because I almost died from FIP. I can do just about anything I want and it’s a-ok!