My Kid’s Answers About Me (Mom)

I have to repost this from March 10, 2009.  I gave my kids this list of questions (from one of those Facebook  and asked them to answer them. T heir responses were the funniest things I’ve ever read.  7 years later, they are still hilarious and very special to me.

My kid’s answers about me…
March 10, 2009 at 10:18pm

So my kids’ answers are be a bit different than the rest of yours since I have OLDER kids! Surprisingly, they weren’t all that put out when I asked them to sit down and do this. And yes, these are uncensored and as difficult as is was not to correct their grammar, I posted this “as-is”!! It’s good for some laughs…

Ages: Alex: 19 1/2, Karlee: 18, Ryan: 14 & Paul: 12
1.) What is something mom always says to you?
Alex: Shoes! Pick em up. Get your dirty disgusting stuff off my clean table where we eat
Karlee: Clean your room! Pick up your shoes! You’re eating again!?
Ryan: to pull the weeds around our playset
Paul: do the dishes (3min. later) do the dishes. Get me some water (2sec. Later) More water.

2.) What makes mom happy?
Alex: Nice clean house and running!
Karlee: cleanliness, which 99.9% of the time does NOT happen
Ryan: Making my bed
Paul: clean everything and water

3.) What makes mom sad?
Alex: dads snoring
Karlee: Dead squirrels
Ryan: when we don’t do what you told us
Paul: watching movies and a sad part happens and no water, with an unclean house

4.) How does your mom make you laugh?
Alex: exactly what karlee said! Its funny
Karlee: when she yells at Ryan and we “accidentally” record it & play it over and over, she laughs too
Ryan: when paul says something that’s not funny
Paul: uhhhhhhhhhhhh do I have to answer?

5.) What was your mom like as a child?
Alex: your guess is as good as mine I think really smart!
Karlee: umm I didn’t know her when she was a child…sorry
Ryan: dates everyone then dad
Paul: how the heck do I no? maybe spunky.

6.) How old is your mom?
Alex: 42 going on 28
Karlee: 12? Or so
Ryan: ohh 40 or 20
Paul: well she said it was nun of your buisness, or was that something else?

7.) How tall is your mom?
Alex: inch under me
Karlee: 5’7’’ish
Ryan: short and tall and medium and skinny
Paul: tall I guess

8.) What is her favorite thing to do?
Alex: RUN! Try to pretend we have money to buy tons of shoes
Karlee: Run, scrapbook, pretend to know how to use her camera
Ryan: yell at me and scrap book and defentally running
Paul: eat chocolate and drink water

9.) What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Alex: Not sure probably plays rockband
Karlee: I don’t know…blast the music and eat marshmallows till she pukes
Ryan: party with her scrap book club/people
Paul: drinks water and stuff

10.) If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Alex: Survivor the T.V. show
Karlee: being in a reality tv show about how to control wild animals (aka Kids)
Ryan: Who can yell the most at ryan
Paul: drinking water

11.) What is your mom really good at?
Alex: Running, scrapbooks, yelling at customer service people to get free stuff and refunds
Karlee: Running
Ryan: scrapbooks
Paul: drinking water

12.) What is your mom not very good at?
Alex: swimming
Karlee: Rockband…yea now you know J
Ryan: sleeping in
Paul: well I know that she’s good at drinking water

13.) What does your mom do for her job?
Alex: Nurse and from the stories who would ever want to be one
Karlee: Nurse who brings babies into the world, like the one’s on “a baby story” ya know the show about babies and their stories? Yeah that one.
Ryan: make babys shut up and have them come out
Paul: nurse and drinks water

14.) What is your mom’s favorite food?
Alex: icing and cake batter, cookie dough anything raw and uncooked with lots of sugar in it
Karlee: The food that is her favorite of course
Ryan: chocalate and cookie dough
Paul: WATER and chocolate

15.) What makes you proud of your mom?
Alex: Her fitness I couldn’t run 26.2 miles
Karlee: her ability to run
Ryan: running
Paul: how much water she drinks

16.) If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Alex: No idea
Karlee: the roadrunner, because she runs roads.
Ryan: Mickey mouse/ the girlfriend mouse
Paul: SCOOBY-DOO, he likes water right?

17.) What do you and your mom do together?
Alex: watch awesome t.v. shows! And many others to many to think of. Travel around the world!!
Karlee: well we watch the biggest loser every Tuesday and we do lots of other random activities.
Ryan: watch movies from nikki (Nikki is Alex’s girlfriend who always brings over movies for us to watch)
Paul: well I don’t drink that much water, but do stuff

18.) How are you and your mom the same?
Alex: Our drive to do well in sports
Karlee: I have no idea, everyone else seems to know, so you should tell me.
Ryan: I don’t know almost same height
Paul: I kind of like water a lot

19.) How are you and your mom different?
Alex: I like to kill animals and butcher them on her counter. I don’t recall her ever doing that
Karlee: I’m 4 inches taller than her.
Ryan: I like to hunt and fish and go outdoors
Paul: she likes water and I like……… well stuff (who doesn’t)

20.) How do you know your mom loves you?
Alex: Because she will help me any way she can! Even if it puts her out of something
Karlee: because she wants me to succeed and she always pushes me to do my best (wow that was pretty deep for me)
Ryan: naggs on me
Paul: well she loves water, but she encoureges me and helps me a lot and that is awsome……(I think I lost my man card)

21.) Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Alex: as far as I know Hawaii
Karlee: To the gym to pump iron like the olympians do.
Ryan: patrice’s robic classes/gym
Paul: to the water fountain

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